Reading in my econ of energy textbook about the US' largest oil spill from the 1990's.. guess i can't sell this one back either
can you go into shock from having too many orgasms? i think i went into shock.
Tell him next time im gonna be "disgrace to the family" drunk
Nope, I'm sticking to passive aggressive punishments. Like mismatching his socks and cumming on his leather couch. OCD is so wonderful.
Theres a freshman smoking a pipe on campus. This new class is setting a new standard we're not ready for
we're stoned watching those roller coaster simulators w our hands up screaming on our couch
What was she thinking? I'm not in the business of charity fucks anymore.
You told her to step on the scale because you had whiskey goggles, and scales don't lie.
Your mom won me $100 and you showed me your tits. Solid evening.
I can only only sleep there on nights I orgasm cause he snores so loud and if he leaves me hanging one more time ill probably cut off his dick from lack of sleep and frustration
Just had my first american. He tasted like freedom.
I WANT TO JUMP IN TO A VOLCANO
You are telling me my dick tastes like a taco supreme?
I'm saying this "taco supreme" tastes like your dick.
this poor kid thinks hes going to have his first time with both of us
Try me, you 5'5 gremlin
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