I found a pair of size 15 female undies on my floor?? is that big?
Wasted at the beach. Toasting underage, overdeveloped girls. God bless 'em.
Wedsnesdays are always enlightening. Tonights revealation: One should not smoke from something taller than their person.
Locked out of the apartment with just a box of wine way to begin the weekend.
so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
it's like doing a sit-up... but, you're inside someone
Food Network. Taking bong rips everytime we want to eat. BOBBY FLAY.
and he should realize what an amazing ex i am for encouraging my best friend to hook up with him
Btw...pregnancy boobs are amazing. I don't recommend pregnancy in general but the boobs are good.
I may or may not go. send a pic of a nipple so I know how much fun you're having
There they were doing the deed on the beach, looked like two seagulls fighting over a chicken bone.
It's something you'd find in the room outside of Ben Carson's sex dungeon
We walked 3 miles to the strip club. Stopped for roadies, it wasn't that bad.
Pooping in a box is not fun. You're not a cat.
Stopping for a booty call on the way to a lunch date... Bad form?
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