Btw I've read that book you bought me...And I'm such a bitch now
But I don't think guys love me
I would give away a ton of these clothes but I doubt there are any homeless people who dress as slutty as me
your tears are not going to buy me drinks...
Last night he tried to put me in their garbage can and then sprayed me with a fire extinguisher in their kitchen...that house is always interesting
The higher i get, the less gay he looks, and the more i want to make out with him. This is dangerous.
I just got licked by a stripper, not so great anymore.
Then, he just started shoving orange pieces in my mouth as a chaser
she gave me head while wearing a sombrero and told me it was her "welcome to south of the border" blowjob. i am never leaving mexico.
I just tripped out to the Angel of Music from Phantom of the Opera in my car. Wayyyy to high for shuffle right now.
I am going to borrow your water/shock proof video camera for St. Pattys day so that if wake up next to the highway again I know why.
Ok but I hold the right to any footage of you getting slapped, puking, anything with body shots, and allowed to make a montage of it to put on youtube.
Every bathroom has like throw up and like bagels in it. Richie didn't even have bagels.
Your dick is going to fall off. Be careful or you'll get callouses. A workingman's dick.
Are you coming down for 4/20 or does Easter kinda fuck that up for you?
I'm sorry I called your mother a reasonably-priced receptacle.
Well I only snuggle him I don't hump him. That's rude.
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