just saw a girl come out of the tanning bed room on crutches, now thats determination
he swears he got herpes from a bowl of soup
He crawled in my bed this morning, ate me out, and even brought me a panera deli sammie for lunch at school. I don't care what he lied about, all is forgiven him.
The two guys from next door helped him do a backflip. The ended up throwing him halfway through a ceiling tile. Don't worry, we fixed it with duct tape.
Even my vagina gasped.
If that's all it takes to cure your hangovers then you need to drink more.
I posted her number in the m4m casual encounters area of Craigslist.
I guess her always saying "gay men love me!" will finally get put to the test.
there was a goddamn geisha at house. my dick feels more cultured.
MDMA IS GREAT AND YOU WERE THE WORST GIRLFRIEND EVER.
Her blow jobs are legen wait for it seriously like 9 people I know brag about them dary
Moms love me. I'm the reminder that they need to turn safe search on.
Stop talking and go back to bed. You're in the kitchen in your underwear and slept in your car.
He has a bear rug in his room. I'm going to ask if we can have sex on it. Wilderness sex.
you said it was a life or death situation, being your partner for beer pong doesn't count
You don't make any sense
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