yeah she is the one who tells people i beat girls.. which ironically make me want to punch her in the face
areee we human. . .oorrr areee we dancerssssss?!
you srsly need to quit going to that bar
got in a fight at the bar because some dude thought i was being sarcastic when i told him "sweet mustache". it really was a sweet mustache
During sex he wiggled his hips and said "I'm turning the ice cream" Deal breaker?
Just watched a guy pause a bluetooth convo to puke outside of esso. gotta love orangeville
you made me have a moment of silence for the half of a sub sandwich that you dropped on the floor earlier
... thanks for letting me perform minor surgery on myself last night.
I figured if you were smart enough to sterilize with vodka, you could handle it.
High me just had to pick the lock on my sisters room because I locked my vodka in there. I love vacation.
Is it bad that I'm tracking my period with Instagram pictures?
I think anything that happens between 12 and 2 am is just sketchy enough to be a good idea.
This is the fourth day in a row I woke up with cheetos spread around me in a ritual pattern..this weed is unreal
Wanna have a sleepover and take me to court in the morning?
Someone called asking about the gate code and I said "hashtag" for # instead of "pound." Ugh. I feel so dirty.
We got to the hospital and the girls who caused the accident had already added you on facebook.
Standing naked in my kitchen making nachos. I love my youth.
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