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(239): View more from Florida

I wish I could drop acid with the muppets

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(517): View more from Michigan

My roommate still talks on AIM. What is this middle school?

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(802): View more from Vermont

He was actually able to throw up in the bucket from the top bunk. im impressed.

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(626): View more from California

Just found out its our ciliated mucous membrane that traps the molly when we snort it. Biology does relate to life

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(679): View more from Michigan

You were directing traffic around her for 30min after she passed out in the middle of the road.

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You really are best friends.

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(305): View more from Florida

New justification for blow: drug week; 'how it's made'

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(206): View more from Washington

Peanut butter balls.

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IF YOU EVEN COME NEAR MY BALLS AGAIN I SWEAR TO GOD

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(412): View more from Pennsylvania

As Scar once said. Be prepared! For the shit show of what's coming tonight

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(310): View more from California

Drunk me just want to text sober me for saving that half rack of ribs I loves you

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