Omg my grandpa just told me he wants to die in his 90's shot by a jealous husband
i am watching brooke knows best right now and hulk is totally dating his daughter's look a like. it is gross and disturbing.
the most pressuring question is, why are you watching brooke knows best?.
I'm sitting here watching a kid lick a basketball- where have i gone wrong in life?
You know how I told you I don't have many naked pics? Apparently that changed last night.
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apparently smacking a customer in the face with his iPhone was not part of the WOW factor we learned in training...
Best. Four. Twenty. Ever.
There's not an emojicons for I think I ripped my asshole and want to die.
Cop came to our door looking for you. Something about sex in public and intoxication. I said you matched the description.
Trial is expected to last a fucking week if I get chosen.
To be fair, you are the kind of person I want to be on the jury when I inevitably end up in front of one.
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My teacher just let our class out 30 minutes early, its a 50 minute class. He said the only thing we had to do was get fucked up tonight and have stories about it on Monday.
I deserve to be covered in dicks
Naked snow angels was a very bad idea. My vag is now frozen shut.
He makes balloon animals that get you high? Hell yeah invite him over!
He gave me a brownie at the beginning of class and now I can't feel my face.
Eh, it could have been worse. I may or may not have been wearing a jedi cloak while getting my dick sucked.
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