Got some. In a truck. I will just pee you in the morning i guess?
quick I need to know all the foods that the very hungry caterpillar ate
Canada: barely better than America at a sport they invented.
Your kinda stuck between a rock and his hard dick on this one..
Like that girl needs to get her shit together. For her vagina's sake.
Remember me drinking the vodka from in between your legs?
This inappropriate post strip club text brought to you by Cheetah of Palm Beach and vodka. Blowjob in the champagne room and the clap for the low low price of your paycheck.
A black suburban rolled up and a scary suited guy got out the passenger side and opened the door for her as she got in. Then drive off. Who did I just fuck?
He told me I was his first American. I feel like I should've brought a flag to plant on him.
Whatever it's Canadian jail, it's not like Guatemala or something. It'll be nice and cushy and they'll probably throw him a big bday party with all his friends and strippers
He legit watched "Cops" the entire time he was fingering me.
I'll only sleep there if we can bone on your balcony.
Also I know now I was meant to be a comedian. Had both arresting officers laughing.
Is it uncouth to masturbate the night before a gyno appointment?
I just had a morning three-some with marijuana and a detachable shower-head
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