out of nowhere you said let us see your boobs, then proceeded to pull my shirt down.
i gets down
I woke up under a table, with a huge Mexican sombrero, a box of 120 doughnuts and a bloody nose. It all screams success.
stephanie tanner's voice is so fucking annoying. no wonder she resorted to crystal meth.
I just couldn't help myself when there was a FOUNTAIN OF SHOTS
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I smell like Captain Morgan and tears
Every time I get scared about the fact that I'm falling for him I remember that he juggles and is hung like a mastadon and everything is a-ok.
It's like if a cloud had tits and you laid on them.
We would be rich. And the whole world would be stoned.
This is kind of a weird question but were you the other girl Ben asked to do a group sex thing with?
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I gather from Facebook you got drunk last night and took semi naked pictures of yourself?
like I licked Molly off a boys palm last night at a bar I think its ok to eat chicken once a week
Validation I posted a good pic? The lonely fuckboys send out the booty call signal. Of course I answered the call; Gotham needs its hero.
wait he has a twin??? which one did you fuck
yes
Became friends with a girl at work today until I realized we have the same taste in men. And I thought only I liked red-bearded fat men
Only you would make Mario Party a contact sport.
And you owe me a new pair of switch controllers.
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