The line was so long at Kum n Go some guy opened & drank 2 beers from his 12 pack while waiting.
We stole a cat. That is all you need to know.
At beerfest, hammered, going to try to not get naked in public but i cant make any promises
thats the 2nd threesome ive been accused of this week
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Can we dedicate this weekends marathon sexcapades to all the haters?
you threw up into the pocket of your shirt. which was pretty damn polite
I'm thinking he has to buy me dinner at least twice before i even start considering casting him for "Fuck buddy - understudy."
we had break-up sex in a port-a-potty. how do you think it went?!
At some point during thanksgiving the image of me pooping on ur moms chest will come to you. Your welcome!
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That's what he gets for shittin at the strip club. Who does that??
I forgot about snapchatting a pic of us, but I remember flossing with your hair.
I try not to flex my sex appeal too much around the engineers, it's like feeding bears...always ends in disaster.
I made out with the uber driver for free weed, I thought he deserved it
Girl just left one of the apts upstairs carrying a giant bottle of kahlula and a lunchable.... I feel like we could be friends
I dropped my pants and she just stared until she asked how is that even possible? Best night ever lmao
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