Yeah, I tried playing the "see how long he can stay inside of me" game.. And I lost.
maybe it wasnt such a good idea to pregame our lease signing...
He'd bedazzaled his ass. Im not even that gay...
Some guy stole lobsters by hiding them in his pants. We should strive to be like him.
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just so you know, you can get through airport security with handcuffs no questions asked
He's like the unplanned child of drunkenness
You've never even broken a bone. You singlehandedly disprove natural selection
Like I've never seen her that drunk. She's usually like quiet and doesn't say she'll fuck someone on a futon
Nothing brings people closer than bonding over tequila shots and running from campus security.
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I AM COVERED IN FAKE BLOOD AND REAL CUM. I AM AWESOME
If I could drive and get you Starbucks I would... But that's probably not a good idea. On account of the drugs.
It's called hot rabbit the party if he asks the password is "careful" don't ask
This is the third year in a row that Mario has fallen through a table on New Years. I'm sensing a tradition developing.
Just whatever you do, don't neglect the balls.
Lesbians just stole my cat :(
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