new number. flushed my phone last night when i puked, made B help me look for it for 2 hours.
babies were throwing up all over the place
he told me that if i wanted to smoke he could make a piece out of my shoe. were keeking this kid around
two words...techno handjob
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Tonights theme there is the 7 deadly sins. Greed, envy, sloth, gluttony, sluttiness, fellatio and vodka.
Somehow she slept thru the vacuuming, people walking in and out, and the sound of constant beer bottles hitting the trash, but when someone said weed in a regular volume of voice she startled awake.
I actually kinda like her but everyone else hates her, so consider it a third party grudgefuck.
Do I need to take a photo of my sister's enlarged and disgustingly dark nipples to scare you into protection? DO I?
Drinking a pint every 8 mins right now. Power hour aint shit.
Good luck
Trying doe a second hour and I.cant open my eyes
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Drunk Karaoke resulted in only 8 injuries this time, so there is some improvement.
An "unreasonable amount of ejaculate" isn't a reason to be angry at me.
What the hell did you do last night?
I embarrassed myself, my family, name, and possibly my country.
No fucking Jell-O shots or meth. Those are the rules
Found her grinding on my boss with her tongue down her throat last night. Guess who just got promoted!
Wanna buy a dildo with me during your lunch break tomorrow?
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