That girl would be way hotter if she changed her face.
if i died would you start the facebook group?
I jsut got pulled over and passed the sobritaty test.
Good thing spelling doesn't count.
It's one of the reasons i'm here, along with emotional support, physical support if you need it, and power orgasms.
My parents foreign exchange student just walked in on me whacking off. Welcome to America :)
And your hair- I'd make sure to pee on it first.
only clue right now is the orange grease all on my clothes. debit card denied so I know something weird went down..
Close. The correct answer is shitting in a public toilet. We also would have accepted the pit of despair.
Please note: when a bouncer tells you to leave, pointing out that their career path makes them a much better judge what to do will not make you friends
So my dealer asked me if I wanted to join his circle because we smoked so much this summer he thinks we're dealing
I'm 50% sure my cousin put weed in these deviled eggs.
Soooo we should kick it sometime when it's like light outside. Drink outta cups.. Be bitches. 7, 6, 3, 5.. 4, 2, 1... Sschhkiddaellladiieessscchk
Nothing says Happy Holidays like sending a picture of your ass to the wrong manager.
Taking a shit in a Texas 7/11... not accepting phone calls now lol
I found a tomato seed inside my jeans. I did not eat tomatoes
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