he's 24. he finally texted me instead of using facebook chat. baby steps.
P.S. theres no milk for breakfast, but theres plenty of beer or red wine. you decide.
they ran out of cups so I just drank out of a cowbell.
You go to school with some of the ugliest girls I've ever seen... How are you not getting laid?
I just criticized a porno's use of editing. Film school is ruining me.
When I woke up in the parking lot today I decided it is not a good idea to hang out with you anymore.
He poured all of the vodka into the sweet tea and said that tomorrow it would be called 'surprise drunk.' then we had sex.
We have to give a final comment in english, i think i might say "i learned it's a bad idea to make out with people in your classes who have girlfriends."
I'm genuinely dissapointed that we didn't make any fat chicks cry
So squirting runs in the family.
Found your glasses drenched in ketchup on my driveway this morning
Going to be a long day. text me later. Sorry I puked in your sink.
We hooked up in his car and afterwards he cried. I think I need to find a new hookup...
I mean I'm not saying I have my life together but I did just put nerds in a bottle of champagne and then drank from the bottle
I called him my big strong man today. It's all downhill from here. Matching Christmas sweaters, here we come
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