I'd wear matching sweaters with you
this girl looks like the female version of brooke hogan
"Worlds Wildest Videos" should be called "Crazy White People"
It's like she bought one bad life decision and got one free
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Do you ever look back at facebook pics and say, "are those really guys I had sex with?"
You were so trashed that when you dropped your fruit rollup on the floor, you just sat next to it and cried.
What are the signs of a concussion? Please don't freak out.
Lost my credit card. M has a bottle of blood in her pocket from a hobo.
Just finished my quantum homework in ladies room writing with eyeliner. I am the party/physics champion.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
When someone comes out of your vagina and stomps on your dreams, you'll understand.
If those antibiotics mean you can't drink, ya might as well pack your bags and re-enroll next fall, because sobriety this week would be social suicide.
It is officially Christmas time in Chicago. There's a drunk hobo on the CTA singing the first 2 lines of Frosty the Snowman over and over and over.
Stripper just cleaned my glasses with her nipple...
Kid got so high from the brownies he forgot his own name. Welcome to college.
I just drank beer out of an old Vicodin bottle hoping to catch some residue. That's how finals week is going
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