Ahhh... Adderall running out my nose in the shower really brings back memories.
I have show me your genitals stuck in my head. Except in spanish. Muestrame tus genitals. Tus genitals.
I feel like I'm back in highscool trying to hide my erections at work
Dude, we totally smoked up inside a church organ last night. Add this to the epic list.
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No. Please No. At first it was cool when you started bring an extra girl home for me but after 2 cycles of clap medicine I'm putting an end to it.
My girlfriend and my fuck buddy both started their periods this weekend. The good news is, neither of them are pregnant. The bad news is, I'll have to find someone else to fuck til next weekend. No wait.....that's good news too.
Not complaining, but why is there a Russian chick downstairs making latkes?
You going to have to be more specific than the night we blew an 8ball off the toilet..
You made me wash my hair in the kitchen sink while eating bay leaves
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They really brought out their best strippers for vday weekend
Think worst case scenario and then dress sluttier
Dude she pregamed for her sorority's philanthropy.
But I swear to god if I'm awkwardly there while you try to have sex with someone again I'm getting high with your dad
so much tequila, so little girl.
Dude, naked camping ALWAYS takes precedence. I would skip my own funeral to go naked camping.
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