I just walked in on my dad looking at porn. is there protocol for this?
I think my plan to not drink this week was just ruined by my mothers discovery of the chat function on facebook
She went dumpster diving. Found flourescent light bulbs, carpet samples and $15. We got a bottle of Popov, played star wars and threatened random people with the carpet. Get on our level.
Do you think that my Facebook profile picture kinda look like im being raped by a 10 foot polar bear ?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
6 beers and it feels like I've been drinking water... Daiquiri time
Dave got tied up again. I'm done breaking into girls houses to cut him loose. At least before noon.
There is an alarming amount of urine in here.
Told some guy to hold your weave while you "tried" to kick his girlfriends ass...
I just sat in the bathtub with the shower running so I could eat the whole box of mega stuffed Oreos. What am I doing with my life
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
So are we just not going to talk about the time I came home to you jerking it in the kitchen?
My VP dropped me off at the Strip Club in Houston. Just said "I was never here".
We could get her a gift basket of Xanax l
Nothing like a little chlamydia diagnosis to ring in the new year
They say you need two forms of ID, but in reality 1 nice set of tits works every time
His penis is average but his stamina is amazing!!! I didn’t know I had that many orgasms in my body!!!!
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