The mall is playing a fucking country mix of lady marmalade.
welcome to maine.
Should I tell Kevin that my finger was in his sister's ass last night?
every time I worry about a career mistake, I remember Michelle Pfeiffer did Grease 2.
I told her Billy Mays couldn't convince me to sleep with her
life just isnt the same w/o real world cancun
Do you think a former stripper/heroin addict constitutes as a high risk sexual partner?
$5 off purchases of eighths or more today only. Happy tax-free weekend. -Your consumer-minded pot dealer
I was grinding on people that were grinding. Nonconsensual.
Is it bad to have a craving for speed? I feel like my nose is thirsty.
I made $130 by ordering two pizzas and charging them $10 a slice. If they weren't so stoned they might have realized they could have just ordered another pizza for $20.
There is no sno cone on earth better than alone naked time. Side note: text when you all are headed home.
I woke up in a stranger's bed wearing nothing but santa socks.
Hiding in a kitchen with no pants orange juice abs a pillow...please joun
I haye tequella
She was crying and pulled the collar of her shirt up to blot the tears. And then she just kept her head there. And stopped crying. "My boobs are just too amazing for me to cry." her words not mine please help she's still in that position
You know its an epic night when omar the garbage man gives you a ride home at 6 in the morning.
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