Porn is love you can see.
new rule: i'm not touching his penis until he takes me out to dinner.
you know, if you actually abided by that rule there would be many more successful restauranteurs in ohio.
No big deal, we were just two friends having sex. It's perfectly normal we don't remember. Water under the sex bridge,
Did they have a limo or was i just stoned?
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Something strange is happening to me, I think I miss hooking up with girls sober
Next time I see you, remind me to tell you how I fell through my attic door and landed on my feet in the garage on the first floor.
After you bought Jesus' name tag off him at the Mexican restaurant you commenced to stumbling around the lobby showing anybody who would listen what would Jesus do.
Stop giving me tequila.
Our room will be decorated with my urine.
It's gonna be one of those someone is getting divorced parties
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We didn't want to make a pit stop so I just helped my husband pee in a bottle. No one told me this was part of love.
Just to warn you I probably wont be able to do anything that involves standing up
When she asked why I felt bad I said that it may have had something to do with the gin and cold pizza I had for breakfast.... And then I reflected on what my life has become.
So question... If I'm sexting with uncircumcised guy, do I have to add *then i gently pull your foreskin down*?
Itd be nice if there was a level of interest in me somewhere in between the indifference and obsession that I've only been attracting
my favorite sex position is the one where no sex actually happens we just get really stoned and eat a lot and watch netflix in the dark
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