Situation: He got it in my eye, how long do I let it sting before should start to worry?
Deadliest Catch is NOT foreplay
Just threw up my room service breakfast with my fake eyelashes and pearls still on.
watchout when you come home, dougs at the top of the stairs naked eating doritos
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You then began crawling around in the grass with a magnifying class saying you were searching for the magic school bus.
there are too many children here to make this hangover-friendly
Oh my god, I hid a wine bottle in my boot.
He passed out. Woke up long enough to declare himself "the sauce boss" and then bit me in the face.
drunk old tina is grateful for 14 yr old tina for placing glow-in-the-dark stickers on my light switch...just avoided so many injuries
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I thought your voice was coming from the walls. I've never been so relieved to find you naked in a closet
They reenacted the scene from the lion king where mufasa talked to simba from the clouds. As high as they were they got it word for word. There has to be an award for that.
Just saw a couple chasing each other on lawn mowers. Oh South Knoxville.
Are you jealous of my sweatsuit? It's how I get men on Tinder.
If you think that liquor is the way to shower sex then you're right.
I mean, he’s listed as “Andrew DC Threesome” in my phone. THATS HOW I REMEMBER HIM! How is that not the start of a fairytale?
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