I need a sticker that says "It's no use hitting on me - I'm the plus one" Seriously, how do they think I got in in the 1st place?
It's hipsters with their motorcycle cop mustaches, moccasins, douchey irony, and department stores to supply their independent conformity
Something's gotta give!
I watched the entire movie Forgetting Sarah Marshall before I realized it was in Spanish.
Semi hypothetical question. Do you think its physically possible to bruise your clit?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Tostitos Scoops as shot glasses. Eat for chaser.
also: i found my "nug jug", actually the baby did, but either way it got returned to its rightful owner
He's 11. You dont draw dicks on 11 year olds, i dont care if he ate your lasagna
We came back and there was a shotglass filled with what looks like blood. Come over soon, we're gonna try it out.
You told her dad that you were gonna "superman that ho" I love the first impressions you make
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
She had sex in a public bathroom and slept on a couch in the dorm lobby. It's only Monday
Apparently I blamed my BAC on the Saint Louis Cardinals...how is that not a valid excuse?!
His chest is so hairy i want to pet it with my nipples.
dont know if she was trying to start a lawnmower or jerk me off. still wasnt to bad though
All I know is that I got to have an orgasm yesterday during sex so nobody can put a damper on my day, NOBODYYYYYY
It’s so white trash that I almost have to have it.
Randomize