almost passed out on the way to class today.. laid down in a construction site. bad idea
the only good thing about him lasting five minutes was that nobody thinks i had sex with him or that im a slut because we were only in the bathroom for five minutes
I'm in class. I'm not opening a page with the words "death erection" in the link. There's people behind me lol.
I just took a shower and found half a cookie melted under my boob. Please tell me there's a reason
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Cute underage boy is in my house.
OH MY GOD. DON'T DO ANYTHING. WHY IS HE IN YOUR HOUSE.
People were drinking out of 26ers with straws, and somewhere someone yelled "fill me with dicks!" I'm home.
oh and speaking of men I've slept with. Ryan lost 1/3 of a testicle zip lining
Shits getting dirty between us in her dad's bedroom. I'm talking early millennium rap and r&b
For the sake of my mom, I can't sleep with two guys with the same name. She has a hard enough time keeping up as it is
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if a girl cums in a dorm room and no one hears it did it really happen?
Thanks for coming out I think haley is drunk enough for breast milk White Russians
I threw up in my backpack last night, but at least it wasn't in the pizza box again
My friends got engaged today and I learned the techniques of going upside down on a stripper pole. I'm not really sure who won...
I am drunk and aggressive about the olympixs
It's spelled Olympics
Idk, I know when I drink vodka my bi side comes out and I just want to make out with a girl
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