yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
a dead guy is trying to sell me oxy clean on my tv
Do fat girls normaly have fat that look like a penis by their pussy?
What the hell did you do last night?!
Just found puke on my backpack while sitting in class. It's like this weekend won't leave me alone.
she just made some guy spank her... then made some chick take a running start and spank her.
Oh my god I just remembered I bit a stripper last night.
Please acknowledge the sock on the door. If not it will be rammed up your ass.
I have a gyno appt today. I hate it when the Army gets involved with my vagina.
We used a snorkel as a funnel. Can you say desperate?
I feel like I should throw some tampons around my workspace so everyone will know what's really going on
Date with Air Force guy was nice btw. And for my next trick I'll talk him into fucking me in his fighter jet at 30,000 ft.
You know how last week before we left I was drinking outta that blue cup and I left it sitting across the road. Well, it hadn't moved and my family just found it, brought it inside and cleaned it. I think this cup is my soulmate.
If I get the job, I'm gonna get wasted to celebrate. If I don't get the job, I'm gonna get wasted to forget. Win-Win
Just opened my sisters laptop to "cute places to lose my virginity" googled last
It smells like graded cheese and febreze in the family room what the hell have you been up to???
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