i know ur right I'm sorry I'm stupid and incompitent look I can't even spell incompetent right! Fuck!
sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
saw you had $9 in your checking acct, left $20 on your dresser so you won't be a whore this weekend
The only reason I'm still around is so I can grow a huge Gandalf beard when my hair turns gray
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I wish everyone walked around campus with a video of what they did this weekend above their heads.
He then proceeded to try to whisper up my nose...
What's the protocol for seeing the two girls you've been sleeping with in the store WHILE buying condoms?
3some
You're right, stupid question.
He violated my cat. I was not impressed.
I guess I tried to spit on a homeless man on the walk home...Out. Of.Hand.
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Thanks for letting me use your ID, there's $120 along with your ID in the mail to cover the Urinating in public fine I got last night....sorry
THE ALMIGHTY HAS FALLEN DRUNKENLY OFF HIS HIGH HORSE AND INTO HOLLY'S VAGINA
We'll just charge in there, all pant less and fabulous demanding he give back her ferret.
You know you suck at relationships when you are sitting in the airport on Christmas day, alone, swiping on Tinder.
I know that whole thing was awkward. Not worth the piece of cake.
she was sitting on the toilet asking for me to take a "cute facebook profile picture" for her
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