Asian chick on skype stripping for me. Hold on give few min
I just spent the last 30 minutes shaving my asshole.
He seems like he has feelings, which is completely unacceptable; esp for a boy in college.
Am I a whore if I make out with a boy just so michelle can't?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
That's terrible. At least give it a creative name like muff mobile.
Why are there sofa cushions on the floor? And why isn't there a sofa in this room that doesn't have cushions?
He was going down on me as I discovered a spaghetti-O on my boob. Its been a while since I faked it.
I might be a bit. I accidently started hot boxing the bathroom. I'm just gonna go with it.
I will suppress my appetite by doing shots then passing out
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I peed in a 7/11 last night. Like literally pretended I pretended I was shopping, looked around, and peed on boxes in the corner. No more tequila
His mom walking in on us having sex was probably the highlight of the night
I'm studying. And by studying I mean I am laying on my floor drinking boones farm alone. Last two weeks. Fuck it.
My girlfriend is talking to my ex-boyfriend at the bar right now. I REPEAT, GIRLFRIEND IS TALKING TO EX BOYFRIEND RIGHT NOW. GET ME THE FUCK OUT OF THIS PLAACE
I just heard a crying baby from out my apartment window and yelled SAME
im mourning your vaginas lack of frictional upkeep
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