Where you are. You must stay where you are are
Where you are. You must stay where you are arewhere are youu
Where you are. You must stay where you 5eare wher are you!!
I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
i popped this huge zit on her back while she was blowing me. it was like a disgusting metaphor for what happened 30 seconds later.
Just watched a porn with the dvd commentary on i think i need to re-evaluate my life
We found your brother, passed out, floating in our pool, with a bottle, on a blow up mattress. How did he mange to walk 2 blocks and get into our backyard?
My rats are drinking wine. I am drinking with rats. God i am so alone.
You three are like the Bermuda Triangle for morals.
All I remember is lecturing my dog about how she's a lucky bitch to have a structured eating and shitting schedule.
i also took my stockings off in the bathroom and blew my nose with them in the cab ride home. james was appalled
I felt like in order for him to make it to mordor and destroy the ring, he'd have to make sweet sweet love to me in some form of hut or cave.
"He's not as cute as he was last week" and "I'm not as drunk as I was last week" are basically the same sentence.
Who the fuck just called me and played funkytown
Just did coke off my highschool yearbook. Not much has changed in 5 years.
Someone needs to get Mark off the roof. I told you that he doesn’t shut up about ancient Egypt if you give him henny.
I told him I thought I was pregnant and he told me he accidentally killed my bird.
Circle of life.
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