awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
Your an asshole
Actually, it's "you're an asshole"
My point exactly
let's bang
You're in my phone as 'Weird Bus Guy' so I think my answer's no.
I think my mom's writing a book called how to fuck with your kids when you know they're high
I cant help but queef when the male extremity enters
What is a male extremity?
i didnt realize it was that long since you've had sex
Technically ya I did. Hes tried to get down my pants like 3 times now and every time I have been all "these are not the Droids you are looking for"
He simply fell in the fire, rolled out and continued to finish his bottle of vodka. Everyone else instantly sobered up just watching it.
God it's like my stomach is full of drunk bees
SO EXCITED ABOUT STRING CHEESE RIGHT NOW
Playing pong against a girl who fucked my ex boyfriend so that's how my nights going
You can't honestly expect me to maintain an erection when you have the Glen Beck show on
After you smoke one night. Just whisper in a barely audible voice, "Grey Poupon"
I hate who I am becoming
I think of it as growth but I also hate who I am becoming as well
Excuse you? I'm an asshole at least 90% of the time. Get it right.
we went outside for a smoke and when we came back in you were ptfo on the floor holding the phone to your ear. Pizza pizza was on the line.
Randomize
