I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
Family of uber douches all wearing ed hardy in a hummer taking up 2 parking spots at starbucks. Please be more cliche
How far into the semester do we have to be before it's ok to get drunk in between classes again?
I'm still not walking right. We need some boundaries for "drink-or-dare"...
In all seriousness...vodka, almond milk and chocolate syrup make a decent white russian.
By the way, i got bored and just started putting my balls on every object in your room. One at a time.
i had them turn on teen mom at the bar so i wouldnt be tempted to go home and make babies with the guy next to me
Dude, the chicks a procotolgy intern. Don't cheat on her. She knows where it hurts the most.
Ohhh. Its been awhile. Vending machine hotel condoms are $15 here who can afford to not get herpes?
Gosh I haven't been pantsless in front of anyone for a while. It's time for me to pick up my game. We need a party. I need some rum.
Update: it wasn't just our driver. This ticket confirms that the Royal Oak PD also found our behavior on the party bus to be "Lewd and Indecent."
I know how to say Yes, No, and Your Mother's Vagina. So almost fluent.
Look, I'm just saying... paying ur respects to the neighbors who had a death in the family with food u steal from the neighbors having the cookout may result in a negative karma situation.
I need to get off of her emotional roller coaster. I've been on it for a fucking year and I've been throwing up the entire time.
You know you're an adult when you start planning your hookup a week in advance
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