You know how britney does the hair flip too much in her new videos? Thats me right now
I'm in a strip club that reminds me of a crack house from the 80's.
She calls her new ritual "bed, bath, and beyond crunk". Hence why I found her passed out in my bath tub this morning.
sarcasm needs its own font
I would like to apologize for making you the target of my "I wish head hair grew as fast as Pubes speech" the other night
doing laundry. just found my fishnets from Friday. the ENTIRE crotch is torn out. guess that answers the "did we have sex in the cab" question.....
We could supplement the Tour with Edward Andre-hands. Because 40s are for the 99%.
I wish I was in the big bed with a naked you post sex eating chicken nuggets
She was rubbing her face on the carpet, she was high.
The fact that I took a nap during my midterm shows exactly how I handle being an adult
My diet has been 80% Fun Dip this week, soooo, no. Not good.
Whatever. I'll take my new fine ass dick sucking nails elsewhere.
Really though. It's your life, live it how you want
And I do mostly. Which is why I'm now drunk in my room writing erotica
We were making out and truffle butter was playing in the background. I stopped mid make out session and said, "I'm really sorry but I have to rap Nicki's part."
Do you think it's illegal to drive without your pants on?
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