when she started arguing that Girl Talk was in fact a DJ, i knew i could never sleep with her
new low: just stole a ciggarette from a bum sleeping on the side of the street.
ohh what kind?
Why is it people are always in costumes on Cheaters these days? Joe Greco literally just said, "It appears they get chased by a chicken with a chainsaw." WTF?
was it more than 30 minutes?
ya
then you're in a relationship
Elton John & Lady Gaga just did a duet on the Grammies. How appropriate. He likes cock & she happens to have one.
Just met a girl...She is complaining why on facebook you can't have more then one "open relationship"
I dont know how i feel about her from a moral standpoint...
We've been fucking since Friday.... This is the most committed non-committed relationship I've ever been in
I woke up in his bed wearing nothing but my underwear and it was on backwards and my entire body is too sore to move...
Im glad someone is finally more of a drunken slut than I am.
there are 5 pictures on my phone from last night, 4 are too blurry to recognize and the 5th is you dangling a twizzler over your mouth, naked.
Her eyebrows were plucked so thin that she had to have gonorrhea. Clean girls just don't pluck that way
I am going to dream of scrotums tonight, I just know it.
i woke up with 5 inch heels locked on my feet and my car keys missing. this is gonna be an interesting walk home
I know I come to this conclusion on a fairly regular basis but I really do need a babysitter
I'm trying to get weird tonight. Like I want to see bitches crawling on all fours drinking milk from bowls and shit by 5 am. You down?
QUICK FAX ME THE BALL
Not how faxing works at all btw
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