I love being friends with rich people. I get laid by association.
I'm convinced that Kathy Griffin and Andy Dick are the same person...
So... i mean if they do have cameras in his apartment buildings pool room atleast we gave them a little show.
I walked into his room and he was naked with a half eaten pecan pie and a bottle of wine.
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well you decided to make everyone "drinks" which was sprite and beer mixed.
okay. this is james and youre probably never ever gonna see me again unless i really really really want some pussy. sorry.
Just witnessed a bar fight started by a guy wearing a construction vest cuz he didn't like the other guys shirt
I caught him with his head in the spinach bag this morning. He was laughing demonically saying, "i love spinach, yes I do."
He expects to fuck my tits but will ignore me in public.
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I just had my first lesbian experience. Out of spite.
When you glanced over and and mouthed "I'll take the fat chick" I knew it was going to be an epic Sunday night.
He legit watched "Cops" the entire time he was fingering me.
I was amazing, unlike anything he's ever experienced. I somehow made him feel young and old.and he never felt old before. He feels I will literally kill him. With my magic, lethal vagina.
Whatever, ill dance on the bar at applebees, don't try and act like you're above it.
he was peeing off the deck shouting "urinals are for pussies" that's how much hurricane.
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