what are u so afraid of ive smelled ur poop before
I woke up covered in my own vomit with a pocket full of napkins. I guess I knew I would need them, but was not coherent enough to use them before passing out.
So I missed her say 'don't' before 'come in me'. She felt what was happening and freaked - which actually made the moment 100x better.
I thought about donating plasma but thats not the way i want to find out that i have aids
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if theres anything i pride myself on, its my ability to look homeless.
we are playing family charades. my sister pointed at me. everyone guessed alcoholic.
Cause your way of greeting people at the club was grabbing a tit and jiggling it while yelling a name, which usually wasn't theirs, and guys weren't safe either.
What would you do in exchange for having a girl eat a waffle house waffle off your body?
She just had to change the song on the radio cause I was tap dancing on her windshield
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I'm more of a 'talk at me while I stare at you' kinda girl.
Why did you just send me a picture of your dinner?
CAUSE LOOK HOW MUCH SPAGHETTI I'M EATING
Church parking lot, park bench, front porch. I think she's more comfortable going down on me in public. May have found the one.
side note: on a scale of 1-10, how bad an idea is it to hook up with 9 cats guy?
His girlfriend left him for the pizza guy. I am not fucking kidding.
I'm sharing a breakfast burrito w my uber driver
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