Cool, see you soon... she just admitted to her friends that it was a queef.
seeing an 80 year old woman puke in the bushes changes everything...
that's spring break in florida for ya
yes he's amazing in bed. he made me like, black out. everything went black it was weird. so yes, i'd fuck him again. plus, he has every season of buffy on dvd
I feel like I wont be making enough money to support my frivilous lifestyle of beer and mcdonalds
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What time do you think you'll be heterosexual?
This guy punched out a light, puked in the sink, stole the mailbox, then tried to tell ME that I had to leave the party... Then his dog shit on the floor.
I would come over if there was not the impending fear of me shitting out my brains.
We had sex and then stood naked in his living room eating zucchini bread.
I just puke and rallied at my anniversary dinner #winning
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I'm killing it this week, I've peed my pants and put my vibrator into the washing machine.
apparently I kept repeating I have a to do list this summer and he's on it
No, I'm not a heathen. You two are the heathens, I'm the whore.
The wine is franzia the food is cheese puffs there is a canoe full of beer and the andre glasses are mason jars glued to candle sticks. i shit you not. Best. Wedding. Ever.
why is half of my head shaved?
Nah, we’re just sitting around talking about different kinds of boners
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