found POGS while I was cleaning my room this morning. Definitely bringing them back to school to turn into a drinking game.
I was so scared, I actually heard my grandmother's voice in my head saying if I get pregnant, then my vagina will fall off. And then I'm going to die.
I froze in his sixty one degree room but i came so hard. Like fucking the eskimo god.
Just don't let me fall on anything that can be broken. Unless its a dick
All I want in life is to get high, take a shower, and him to go down on me. Simultaneously. That's legit my idea of heaven.
Male strippers are involved. You are coming
In my defense, I haven't stolen anyone's clothes yet.
Yeah, that's a plus.
I just rode a horse than walked onto my property in boarshorts, flip flops, and holding a 40. What do I win?
Got cut off last night cuz this chick had her hands down my shorts and was blatantly playing with my dick while I was trying to order. apparently that's "frowned upon"
He sent a video of him jacking off....class will be awkward tomorrow
Her mom came in and passed out drunk on the floor next to us while she was riding me, "it's all good, she does this all the time" is what she said
Need a Dr's note to excuse me from blowjobs for 3-6 weeks while my jaw heals..
All that stuff they told us in middle school about drugs being easy to find was a bullshit lie.
Just remembered sticking my head out the window as i drove us to walmart and yelling that i was a golden retriever.
Also, sorry for verbally assaulting you when you asked if you could dump the bowl.
ya figured it'd be nice to explore the mythical world of sober sex i've heard so much about
i've often wondered how it works
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