I did that thing where I cum for no reason again.
they say celebs die in threes. leave it to billy mays to throw in one extra COMPLETELY FREE!
He just posted pic of sad weiner and half a butt cheek. That is it. I HATE online dating.
I'm going to a foam party and gonna grind someones dick off hayy
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Gees I domt know what your deal was. You kept looking at Nick and shaking your head frantically and doing a weird motion with your hands
Tgat was the small dick alert
Taco Bell drive through. Chick got out of the car in front of us and threw up on the hood of my car!
Not okay.
We can't be fuck buddies. You stare into my eyes while we fuck.
also I woke up naked and covered in water but nobody can explain that part.
Just sucked some sandy dick on a boardwalk & now I'm at a family reunion hbu
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I've decided that I'm okay with you getting a goat. I have to get over my completely rational fear of goats somehow.
why do you keep saying "she looks like a porn star" like thats a bad thing?
You used a fucking bud light like as lube last night. I'd get a UTI test like stat.
He passed out in my car.
What's the problem?
HE'S STILL IN MY FUCKING CAR.
You woke up at like 4 in the morning fell off your bunk bead, yelled at Nic for asking if you were ok, walked to the kitchen, pissed on the keg, and then looked at me and said "Still not worth it" then went back to bed.
Look idk the rules and regulations of our freindship...but I need you to carry me to my car.
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