why is every porn film shot in the same house? with the same red couch!?!
Contrary to popular belief alot of woman do actually enjoy sucking cock.
the line for where the wild things are looks like radiohead had sex with an urban outfitters
these 2 russian guys walked past me and i got freaked out because i thought call of duty got real
You were so trashed that when you dropped your fruit rollup on the floor, you just sat next to it and cried.
some random kid just walked into our apartment with two cases... I don't know who he is but I like him
he climbed up to our party on the 2nd floor balcony and then pulled a glass mug and a beer from his knapsack. these freshmen are intense
the realtor just asked me if i've ever made meth on this property.... i need to do something about my hair
His cuteness will no longer contol my vagina
The judge mental looks i am getting while looking at porn on my phone sitting in the urgent care waiting room is gonna get way worse when they find out im here to see if im pregnant
I've started brushing my teeth at 6pm, because honestly alcohol is the only thing I consume after that
Just had to stop myself from doing a bump on the Disney bus. The struggle is real.
I hate that I still want him to look at me as the vagina that got away.
I just had a visual of u banging and screaming at him at the same time.
So were driving two hours to go to a club and Charles packed me a sippy cup full of tequila. He thinks of everything!
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