I'm curled up in a ball on the floor of my office with the lights off. I hope no one notices. No more open bar. Woof.
i just pissed myself at work. maybe they'll buy the old coffee spill trick
I really hope our interview with channel 6 last night doesn't air or else my parents are gona get a first hand look at my alcohol problem
Someone fucked up, the stop Kony day is on 4/20,
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I got up before the sun today. That makes me sun for the day.
When did you start smoking in order to be high by 4:30?
Seeing the pictures of him and i, I'm giving whiskey the win on this one. Definitely had beer goggles.
I just try to date guys based on what I need like I am trying to find an electrician now
You gays are geniuses
She was trying to drink out of the beer bong and she thought it didn't work. Little did she know there was no beer in there. Then she got mad at us. Girls.
Batchelotette party success. I woke up on the floor in nothing but a thong, a garter and a shirt that says Just Do Me.
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Congratulations, you've begun to unfuck your life.
Everyone thinks it's an okay idea now until I'm overdoing it on the vodka/clubs, dancing on a table, trying to make out with the groom.
Ugh. He got her for secret santa. Idk what to get. Idk what she's into.
... other people's boyfriends.
I was lying I actually don't, I hope a reindeer shitted in her bed
Nothing says responsible like taking your birth control with an open bottle of wine you left on your night stand from the night before
I just woke up with a pair of handcuffs in my pants, can u explain this?
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