I'm taking child development now so if you get pregnant i can raise your child no worries
we've been at disney 20 seconds and she already got the cops called over
she's sitting here naked with heels and a taco.
And all I wanted you to do is stand there and sing who let the dogs out.
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By the way, we're gonna have to get a new rug for the livingroom i kinda started ours on fire...
I'm riding shot gun after Shawn took a dump in a happy meal box because we were making record time.
I am literally the only girl who can black out and wake up pantsless and STILL be 99% sure I didn't get any.
my bowl and the doses are under your mom's passenger seat
repeat: THERE IS LSD AND THC IN YOUR MOM'S CAR. HELP ME HELP US AVOID FELONIES
He's sweet and rough. A wonderful contradiction. He's the starburst of sex.
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Last night I was this close to hooking up with someone called "Handjob Pat" dubbed for the time he paid $150 for a handjob in Canada.
I'm not really sure if I peed the bed last night or if the cat was trying to get back at me for using her litter box last weekend
I'm to the point where I'm fantasizing about Iron Chefs going down on me.
I woke up today in my boxers hugging a log and realized that I think I've gotten close enough to nature. I really need to stop doing shrooms with you
right now I need to figure out a smart way to get an accurate picture of his dick so I know what in dealing with, right now in flying blind.
There's no time frame.
For drinking wine out of the bottle and taking nyquil at 9 AM? There probably should be.
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