belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
The bar is filled with bros right now. Sucks I had to pay $5 to find that out.
Theres a random in my bed. Omg but at least he's a law student?
my brain is sober enough to have a conversation.. but my arms feel nice
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How bad was it?
You ran around telling everyone that you were going to click them to death on google earth
I have "you made mistakes last night" written alllll over me.
Not too sure about the toy story pull ups. The kids point to their crotch all day and say woody.
You just kept rubbing her head and repeating "I really like your head, I want your head..." over and over for like 10 minutes straight... And she didnt even stop you.
he threw up all over himself while laying down.. it was like watching old faithful, but with noodles and vodka
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I JUST MACED MY OWN FACE
This is by far the best text I have ever woken up to.
THERE IS NOT ENOUGH CAPSLOCK IN THE HISTORY OF THE WORLD TO EXPRESS MY CURRENT STATE OF WHAT THE FUCK JUST HAPPENED
All I've done this weekend is cum and drink. I think it's safe to say I'm dehydrated.
I've never had someone so bad at kissing. It was like he was trying to block my airway with his tongue and he succeeded...
Props to you. You took the bet seriously. Making out with her for an hour right after she spewed
I realized my soar muscles form the shape of me leaning over a toilet
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