I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
sorry probably not gonna make it :( kinda tied up right now
sad face, r u gay?... wait like really tied up?
:)
Bad news is im a slut again. Good news is its with people ive been a slut with before.
No. I still stand by my previous statement that nachos and tequila is the breakfast of champions.
Can you confirm that Victor fucked a girl for Jack in the Box tacos?
I cannot, but I know he fucked a girl for a Nerf hoop and a "Kingpin" dvd.
You were dancing around the clubbing yelling "best wingman ever" and raising your cast in the air
There's always time for handjobs
she trying to cartwheel up the stairs... not going so well
I wanna throw up and cum in that order
Then, halfway through our conversation, I remembered what you drunkenly told me last night and was all "maintain eye contact, do not look at his massive penis".
idk about you, but when i sext i just hit em with the "yo lets bang" text
it's like i'm making a family tree of tunnel buddies for my vagina
I accidentally sent my mom a nude picture of my ass... she replied with how did you get that angle ?
I smell like Dick and happiness
Is it just me or is it like a girl gets married and all of a sudden she’s a “blogger”?
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