All these guys look like the American Apparel version of Jesus...
I think id rather eat ped egg shavings.
I wanna tell red shirt guy I'm pregnant and use the abortion money for Coachella.
who paints a picture of their own dick and sends it to people. i dont know if its borderline crazy or just fucking genius...
It's like a puppy that we have to take care of at all times or else she'll get sad, lonely, and chew on the furniture. And by 'chew on the furniture', I mean have anonymous sex.
Sorry I kept grabbing your vagina at the casino. I believed it was my lucky unicorn to win bonuses
As a fat white girl from Texas I can honestly say that she gave fat white girls from Texas a bad name.
What can I say? I like my food like I like my women, not entirely fucked by our contemporary world.
Its a "sake bomb in the bathroom during class" kind of day.
But once you explained how to fill cupcakes with semen I realize you were harmless and right on my level.
I think I'm a wingman for every guy who bangs a girl I scarred in highschool.
Probably yeah. I mean maybe one day we can be those friends that hang out naked. Not awkard at all.
Turns out that fresh outta jail dick is quite something.
apparently i ended up downloading "thats amore", giving him head, and singing it... all at the same time
I don't know, all I remember is waking up at 4 in the morning to him going down on me.
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