WHY DID I DRINK ALL THE INGREDIENTS FOR VOMIT?!
I just named my vagina "The Boneyard"
More like "Chia Pet"
whats wrong with me. i have a coffee mug of wine in the library and i'm doing homework
This guy behind me is answering all of her questions. I may give him a lapdance to take my next test for me
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He just lit his joint with the tiki torches around his pool. He is definitely coming to my future parties
His response today determines what state my vagina will be in this weekend.
130 PACKAGES of glow sticks! The going rate of a rave is $38.30! GET READY FOR THE GLORGY!!!!!!!!!!!!
i just keep picturing us drunk surrounded by kittens.
I'm in the sex attic, crying, eating french toast and taco
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I borrowed a glass of wine. And the bottle. Your cat said it was ok
He ate me out while Space Jam was on. My life is complete.
That awkward moment when your boyfriend tries to have sex with his go pro on #hdporn
I haven't been dieting for my entire life to date some guy who thinks his dad bod is a riot.
RUDE you're the one missing half a nipple...
IT HEALED AND GREW BACK TO BE A FULL HEALTHY NIPPLE OKAY
The dentist walked in on me trying to bottle some laughing gas to take home with me. That high.
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