Someone should tell Glenda that I only hang with her because she makes me look prettier.
he was sending me dirty texts but i was watchin nickeloden and couldnt get into it
im ashamed your my cousin
maybe after you take off her top her face will be hotter
he wont speak to me right now because i told him it must suck knowing he'll never be as good as edward cullen..idiot.
On my way home from Vegas. Just realized my pants are inside out
My mom called me and we started arguing as usual. I finally screamed at her "I HEAR YOU AND THAT 30 YEAR OLD FUCKING!" and hung up. She hasn't called back yet. I win.
Do you think I should make him wait for my responses or do you think sophomore have no concept of time like dogs?
Think about if the incredible hulk and king kong had a retarded baby. That's the sound she made in my ear the entire time I fucked her.
They had their heads out of the car singing the wrong words to the national anthem as we drove through traffic of people leaving the fireworks. AMURICA
I'm trying to ve beat feiesnd sent.
Breaking a step ladder over someone's back turned into a really fun game, way too quickly.
He knocked me in the face with the phone during my light show. Didn't even feel it. Ecstasy is amazing
I had the hottest doctor assess me at the hospital. He smelled like heaven and sex.
I think my teeth are moving, they feel like people.
You know you're an upperclassmen when you go to a party with no makeup, wet hair, weed socks, and no shoes, take a shot ski, then leave
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