Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
and my herpes radar will keep us safe
do herpes really smell.
It's kind of sad that your greatest accomplishment today is that you stood up and didn't fall down.
I just shot gunned a beer for your birthday alone because you're too hungover at midnight to get out of bed. I'm not sure which of us is the bigger loser
I'll see your cousin, and raise you a sister.
Travelers Top-Tip: Europeans do not appreciate being repeatedly referred to as "gypsy" regardless of how good your Borat impression is.
Dude I reek of $2.50 pitchers, $1 off/pack marlboro cigs, and fear.
Fear?
FEAR.
Just drug him and when he wakes up be like "you just woke up from a coma, we've been married for the past five years." It'll be like the Vow but fucked up.
He said he doesnt believe in the female orgasm,so no I did not have sex with him.
it's not that I hate people, I just want to rip most of their faces off.
Specially since he wanted to forget that we even touched, which makes it funnier because I don't think you can take back licking someone's butthole...
Remember that guy that walked around our house naked with a boner wearing nothing but his winter coat? Well, he has a kid now.
So we were fooling around last night and suddenly Like A Virgin popped up on his itunes
OMG haha What did he say?
He told me that if I laughed, I would have to leave.
You left your pants here again. 4th time in a row. How can you walk home without pants?
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