its good for cellulite if you don't wear underwear. its true
Is "blowjob enthusiast" a bad costume?
I thought 4 percs were too many but I'm dumping Gogurt on apple pie and taking giant bong rips. This feels right.
Just caught my dad doing coke in my bathroom again. Guess whose getting a new car for christmasss.
Glow parties are what I live for
Your priorities in life astound me
After the nose/jizz incident i think our relationship can handle anything.
I have to go buy generic plan b after work. I don't even leave for the new semester for another 11 days. I think I just leveled up in sluttiness
I'm by the tree and the Dora the explorer balloon .. Look for the Dora the explorer balloon
Was just trying to have a normal "I fucked you without a condom" adult conversation and she flipped
I think I swiped left on my soulmate
She wouldn't fuck me because I had a cast, so I took her friend home
I may forget my underwear, but you can count on me for drugs and plan b
I remember you banged her while I was dying on your couch, so good call
She needs to move out. Her mom interferes with my penis being touched
I'd kiss your neck and collarbone and then run my tongue up your neck to just behind your ear
And then lightly kick the curve inside your ear
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