I admire the strength of friendship we have that allows for sharing husbands.
she has tattoo'd to her hips "grip here" this is why they made spring break
I think when she wakes up, she'll either kill me, or laugh. I hope she laughs.
i feel like god sat there all night pointing and laughing at me
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After the second day the hotel realized I wasn't responsible enough to have a comforter, so they took it for the rest of the trip.
I love you. I'm too high for this. Find a way. Make it happen. Live strong.
I've woken up in some weird places in my lifetime, but never in a tent in my own garage.
There are parrots here and they're headbanging to the music. There's also a clown and a pit bull that can jump onto tables. Too high for this shit.
Yah, I guess one silver lining is I'd never seen a full water cooler get thrown down a flight of stairs, gotta appreciate the little things
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you ate the make a wish sign. Like actually chewed on it. It was our solution to going outside when the cops were there
btw telling the cab driver, that took you to your booty call that is now returning your wallet that you left in his cab, that you want to hug him is awkward
Bitch guess who just got a fucking taser
Wow! It's so great to hear from you! We all thought you perished in Winepocalypse 2012, man.
She told me she was the Publishers Clearing House of Dicks. Two dicks a day, everyday for life.
I have a horrible feeling I left my dildo in the kitchen today after washing it. This is my life.
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