Weren't you self-described as an 'arab' slut?
No?
Well my cheeks are red now
why the FUCK would i wear makeup on my vagina!?
As a pleasant surprise..I woke to find a Burrito and Bottle of Gatorade .....Merry XMAS to ME
I hope as the only other living being in this apartment you can explain to me why the toilet was full of cheerios this morning.
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Listening to her yell about my drinking problem is not helping my hangover.
can we change the rule from "no one is ugly after 2 am" to 1130 so i can justify last night
You should get with him and swear you have to use lambskin condoms. That'll test his veganism.
You need to stop blackout tweeting at him to have sex with you on the roof of your dorm. He doesn't even have a twitter.
One thing noone tells you about getting put in the drunk tank is do it barefoot. You get free flipflops.
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I won't apologize to a one balled man
I'm good. We walked you back to my apartment and you demanded to eat the sandwich I made for him
he just sent me a dick pic, it highly resembled a cheese stick
I'm not over that dildo rifle story. I don't think I ever will be.
I literally am filling up a victoria's secret bag with stuff that would give my parents a heart attack to hide in my roommates' room. This is being an adult when parents visit
Where can I buy a stripper pole at midnight on a Sunday?
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