New invention idea: vibrating tampons
my quiz for the book was only 2 questions and my one answer was sorry and then a sad face
I just put up a picture on my dorm room wall of that ginger you hooked up with to remind myself that everyone makes mistakes
My Grandma made me promise not to drink more beer, so I'm chugging wine.
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I'm missing a sock, a boot, and antlers. We need to get on that.
WAKE UP!!! We have 20 minutes to get to class. That means we only have 10 minutes to get drunk.
Do you know how to get blood out of tile grout?
I sang him a lovely rendition of 'So Long and Thanks For All the Fish", but replaced fish with dick.
Is it bad i hate my job so much I'm actively trying to get fired tonight by drinking all the booze we have so I don't have to show up for my double tomorrow. Four mango vodkas later I have decided I'm a better server drunk.
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Apparently when the cops arrived I was standing over him in the bathroom yelling, get the fuck up you piece of shit. Beer still in hand.
im glad im back to a point in my life where i have enough sex to sometimes be offered and be like naw im good.
I'm so pissed theres no male strip clubs around where we are staying I looked extensively
I'm shotgunning a meatball sub and watching flip or flop. i have reached a new level of singledom.
he had a cock ring. i orgasmed before he even put it in
this kid sitting diagonally in front of me is searching "cheap bongs" on google. hahahhaaha. who does this kid think he is?
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