I stayed up for an hour trying to make my room stop spinning and then I realized it was bc my fan was on
I think it is impossible 2 take a person seriously when their last name is Pancake
I would describe it as pure and unadulterated shock, mixed with horror and a touch of nausea.
we bought a duck. we're keeping him in our dorm room. don't ever try to tell me you've had a better freshman year than me.
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Maybe it's cuz you slapped him with a pancake last night
And he probably thinks I'm in love with him but after three shots of Patron you love anything
She is screaming bc she thinks you jumped out the window...please show her you just went out for a smoke
It's cool, I power napped on the dryer while they were fucking in the bathroom so I'm good to go now. Where are you?
He walked in at 7am saying that the police had his shoes and phone because he's being investigated for attempted auto theft.
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Got with someone dressed up as Allen from the hangover so that's where I'm at in life
We hooked up last night. I think it was great for our friendship.
this is an emotional support booty call
He's not very smart so he didn't know I was yelling at him with monologues from Scandal.
i'm not so sure everythign we did last night was legal...
Going to the eye doctors drunk makes you feel like your doing a sobriety test! They have to know..
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