We're like a lot better than the average bears
just shaved my legs at the gas station bathroom before going to the club. is that too ghetto?
The nice sales man at 711 gave me a handful of free lighters for buying a carton of cigarettes. I guess the depressed damsel in distress look works for me.
Come see our sink grown plant.
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I woke up next to her this morning and couldn't remember her name. Luckily, she had written it on my hand so that I could add her on facebook.
he mailed me a thank you note for the blowjob.
Does the whole "it was New Years" excuse apply this year?
You told me you would ride a pig into the night sky screaming, "I wear my sunglasses at night"
we were playing waterfall, then strip waterfall, then we were just listening to music, drinking, and slowly becoming more naked
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Broeke and glass. I feel so and. Appilogixe in morbing.
I just wanted to be the best at what I did even if that included sexing a whole fraternity or sorority ya know?
I completely forgot I gave up beer. But airports don't count. They're like international waters. No rules.
Be happy for me... Or horny... Or be a really good friend and feel what I want you to feel. Jealousy
Can you leave her a note saying "did you enjoy watching me fuck your roommate?"
I will.
Obviously you're feeling a little sexually frustrated.
I consider humping a stranger every ten minutes when I walk in the street.
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