Dont you think its a little early in the relationship for sexting?
In a meeting with the accounting department. This shit is even more boring in real life and there isn't a professor to wake me up.
I appreciate the offer. Swallowing pride is much like swallowing cum, difficult and unpleasant
September 16th, captains log. I awoke in a daze, not sure of my location
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Just because im a good person doesn't mean that I don't reserve the right to be a complete dick about it.
Tried to dodge fire in poncho. Fell through fence. Blood everywhere.
I actually bought food at McDonald's as an apology for what I was about to do to their bathroom.
I'm spending tomorrow with her. What should my ridiculous personal goal be? I've already got a blowjob while eating a cupcake
As we have told you before, the first rule of hook-up bingo is we don't talk about hook-up bingo
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I told my coworker that I'm going to a dinner party and was asked to bring wine and pregnancy tests and he was like.. I miss being 20
I just don't wanna be that girl with no ride and no pants
I found myself looking up beard accounts while masturbating, I guess that's what it's come to.
Haha we both slept with guys named Brad born on may 1st. This is a proud day for sisters.
I just balanced a full glass of chocolate milk on my left boob. Don't think i've ever been more proud.
how do you say “i know we haven’t hung out in a month, but i gave myself an amazing orgasm to your picture the other day” without coming on too strong
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