i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
I figure if he loans me money i only owe him sex for the rest of the summer before i pay him back, right?
I can get head just about anywhere nowadays so that's not much of an incentive, coffee on the other hand...
you know you made out with my sister while holding Ur girlfriends hand while she was puking in the toilet right
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so, give him that "thank you for fighting for my freedom bj" & he wont even remember what you said in that six min voice mail.
She made a roadhead CD. Can I marry her?
i wish i had a super power and that that super power was shooting out mdma from my fingertips or something
I'm in the room..It's full of lost souls and sadness. I can taste the salt of their tears. This final might take a few freshman today..
We tried the hang n bang, remember? You ruined it by crying and telling me you loved me while blowing me.
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rollerskate sex sounded like a good idea...
Dude you better come get your girl, she's sitting here eating a tub of pasta salad muttering to herself about gypsies.
My room looks so cute. Who wouldn't want to hook up with me in here?
Wearing Navy dress whites to a wedding is like having a magical panty removing device. I've never cockblocked a whole room just by existing before.
Well guess who isn't a virgin anymore
guess who isnt wearing pants has a shaving cream beard and is afraid theres no cream cheese in the fridge
the answer to that last one was me. the answer to the first one is you, you sly dog
sober me needs to have more faith in drunk me.
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