she's leaving w me bro, I've been buying her mad shots. She's seen my apt. So locked down.
So. Did i wake up at 430, try to drive home, stop to throw up at a shell, and try to clean out my car and drop my keys in a full dumpster? Yes.
I hope i woe up in your car, or else i stole someone elses and slept in the back seat
So while she was giving me a lap dance I told her I quit med school. Just so she didn't feel like the only one who's made bad decisions in their life.
Found him. He was passed out on the couch at the new place in a room full of burnt pizza smoke.
Saying he's good in bed would be like saying Soulja Boy is a good rapper, completely unlogical if you've heard him.
red lips, whiskey sips, shaking hips, nipple slips. my life as a rap song.
i snuck out to taco bell in my hospital gown earlier
If I can ever get control of my legs I will be home. Thanks... and again sorry about your bed.
Captain Morgan does not know self control. Nor does he teach it.
I smoked a joint in the bathtub at 8 am then went back to bed
I have 35 pounds of pennies. Need any?
Woman doing my Brazilian right now says to tell you she says hi...what has our life come to?
Watching porn.....Adele is playing in the background...so many emotions right now...so many.
seriously i don't trust him. he fed me a hot dog out of a crock pot and gave me moonshine dashed jager bombs.
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